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"A sorority housemother is forced to take action when the sex life of one of her girls spirals out of control."
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37 Comments:
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A Cruise-Wagner production no doubt...
They have to do somthing to shore up that TC-KH BS...
I know I'll always be grateful for my housemother taking me in hand when my sex life spiraled out of control. Thank God we got it all on film.
What kind of action does she take? If she drags the girls into a dimly lit sexual underworld or makes them have sex changes and join the marines then bring it on!
". . . forced to take action when the sex life of ONE of her girls spirals out of control."
ONE of her girls . . . ONE?
Has this person ever been to a sorority?
And now for something completely different . . . Bargaintuan, I love your spinning TARDIS. Are you going to use it to go back in time to kill Hitler? Just curious.
Huh. I just never really pictured the Wanna Date girl as being the sorority type.
How far out of control are we talking here? Because I know some of the sorority girls at my school did some really nasty shit, and no house mothers felt the need to take any action.
"A sorority housemother is forced to take action when the sex life of one of her girls spirals out of control."
I agree with the Empress. It's hard to read this without hearing a cheesy soundtrack of "whacka-chick-a-whacka-chick-a-whacka-chick-a..."
I hate it when my sex life spirals out of control... I usually end up in some dark sexual underworld or am overcome with the desire to collect fetuses for my dark lord and master.
Address please ??
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I mean, what good is time travel if you can't kill Hitler a few times?
Oh, and by the way, the girl whose sex life spirals out of control is, of course, Natalie. Remember that episode?
Sounds like a job for ANNA FUNG!
How exactly does one's sex life spiral out of control? I can barely get mine to turn.
Or maybe she just couldn't get her hands off those damn bumper nuts.
Could be the poor girl's only trying to compete with the 'still got it' ex-stripper sorority mom.
Wait...what was wrong with this one? This sounds great! Can i play the evil guy from fraternity Kum-Suk-Koc?
Set it at Bob Jones University, throw in some crabs, and you've got a winner.
Are there even sorority house mothers any more? Does this movie take place in the '50s and by "spiraling out of control" the author means "going on unchaperoned dates to the scenic overlook?"
Are they looking for a director?
[rubbing hands together greedily]
Is there SPANKING? ooOoh.
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But the Facts of Life movie does sound like fun. I don't think we'd be able to get George Clooney interested, though. Sigh.
How are they going to get 90 minutes of footage out of a stern lecture about safe sex? I see Nancy Reagan as the housemother.
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in this Lifetime "after hours" movie....
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Mary Poppins meets Debbie Does Dallas.
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