So I'm confused--is "she" a hermaphrodite?
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?
Title: ANNA FUNG
Tagline: She's no ordinary bitch!
Genre: Action/Comedy
Logline: By day, she dispenses advice as overweight Arlene Adams, a klutzy 900 number psychic. By night, she spouts wisecracks and kicks ass as leather-clad, sleek and sexy, martial arts crime fighter, ANNA FUNG who must locate and rescue a group of kidnapped children before the local Crime Boss kills them."
posted by The Empress @ 10:04 AM
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33 Comments:
But can she cook?
Does she have the lasso of truth, though?
I'm confused, does the outfit make her skinny? If so, why the hell would she ever take it off??? If she works over the phone, it's not like anyone would find out her secret identity. Keep the mask, lose the blubber.
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?"
A schizophrenic. Ba doom doom.
So she chats all day, and fights crime in leather by night?
I got it: CHAT WOMAN
"Better than CAT WOMAN 2."
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?"
I dunno, but there's no way I could eat a whole one. Wanna split it?
Yet, another, victim, of, the, comma, monster.
Why does her name only become Asian when she starts doing martial arts? Does the suit make her change ethnicities?
Why does "Anna Fung" sound like the kind of name you'd give on a crank call?
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?"
I'm pretty sure I'd call them whatever they wanted me to.
ANNA FUNG: OK, so I located them. What's next? (Gasp) I can't really remember because these pants are so fucking tight. (Rearranges bumper nuts she's named Batman and Jackie) OK, that's better. Rescue them. That's it! Now I must rescue them!
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?"
LaraCroftWonderWomanBatmanJackieChan!
or
CRAP!
Whoa, she's psychic too?
this is so stupid! Maybe her fat as arlene adams goes up to her chest to be like lara croft in her skin tight outfit. Yeah! So that's her super power! I want that!
If she's psychic (like all 900 number psychics obviously are), then she should know where the kidnapped kids are hidden, ay?
"What do you call Lara Croft, Wonder Woman, Batman and Jackie Chan all rolled into one?
Disgusting. Jackie Chan with short-shorts and huge boobs? Wonder woman with Jackie's hair and Batman's enlarged bulletproof athletic cup? This woman must be a mess.
and she probably fears that no man will find her sexy after meeting her still-got-it ex-stripper mom.
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Since there doesn't seem to be a romantic plot, I'd say she's definately a hermaphrodite and the author is hidding this information from us. Stay tuned for Part Deux. The Revenge of the Hermaphrodites.
"Anna Fung" has to be the worst superhero's name ever. She probably says things like:
"So I chose a name that would strike fear and despair in the heart of evildoers, that's why I chose Anna Fung."
Her secret-identity's name is even worst:
"Want to know about your future? Want to talk to a real psychic that knows the secrets of the stars and can contact the spirit world? Call Arlene Adams."
Theme song...
"Here cums Anna Fung. Fighting crime is so much fun. You will run cause she is hung. Just like an orangutun."
Honestly, when I first, read the title I thought, it said ANAL FUNG.
This was better when it was called Cleopatra Wong, Queen of Kung Fu.
I would kill to see Richard Simmons as the Crime Boss.
Bladestorm said...
" Yet, another, victim, of, the, comma, monster."
Unless you cast William Shatner!
klutzy by day, wisecracking & asskicking by night ... I bet highjinks ensue.
Shelley123, ANAL FUNGI would be a more interesting title.
I've always wondered why Crime Bosses are so damn scared of children. Is it some kind of phobia? Or have they just taken too many transatlantic flights with screaming kids?
Not bad other than the bad name for a super hero. Lots of sexy flash so a solid story is not needed. Will sell big opening weekend and than die off and be on DVD by the end of the month.
The theme song:
Super-gal extraordinaire,
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
Runs around in leather wear,
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
Rescues children kidnappees,
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
Unless something better's on TV,
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
Her brain's overloading.
It has a chocolate coating.
Textbook case for Doctor Jung.
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
Check out Arlene Adams,
Fat phone psychic by day.
By night she's sleek and sexy,
So look out Jenny Craig!
She turns into the Anna Fung.
She's strong and super-quick.
She drives the villains crazy
'Cause she's a lunatic!
Her home base is the Fungalair,
Anna Fung! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts her hair,
Anna Fung! Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Fungmobile,
Anna Fung! Fungazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal,
Funga-me! Funga-you!
She's here to save the nation,
So stay tuned to this station.
If not, we'll be unemployed.
Anna Fung! Anna Fung!
ANNA FUNG!!!
I see Leslie Nielson in the title role. This could be really big.
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