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"A sexually ambiguous woman confronts her past before deciding upon gender reassignment surgery.
Genre: Comedy/Satire
My main character is a woman on the verge of becoming a man. From her upbringing with a naive father, unstable mother, and pro-life obsessed grandmother, to encounters with militant feminists, nice guys and misogynists, she struggles to discover her true identity and the nature of being human."
posted by The Empress @ 10:17 AM
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"...she struggles to discover her true identity and the nature of being human."
So she was an alien, too?
Comedy/Satire?
Who knew sexual reassignment could be so wacky or fun.
Although I fear the amount of bumper nuts comments this query will inspire
You know I can take it when my father is being naive and my mom is unstable, but the WORST has to be that damn pro-life obsessed grandmother. I hate her so much.
Comedy/Satire? Seriously, WTF?
Heh.
Read the first entry on my Blog
http://someguysomewhere.blogspot.com/
It's quite topical for this query.
society is not ready for this one...
space shark said...
"Although I fear the amount of bumper nuts comments this query will inspire"
scary, indeed. people just take it too far...it was funny the first time...old by the second time.
Lifetime presents the 'Clay Aiken' story!
From a woman's point of view I think the only benefit in becoming a man would be the ability to pee standing up...oh, and not having to buy fricking tampons....
Must you really go through all of that to discover the true nature of being human? I feel so unrealized.
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My biggest question is who would actually go see this movie?
If a person is "sexually ambiguous", should they not be called "it", "hermaphroditic", or something more apropos than "woman"? Just wondering...
"...naive father, unstable mother, pro-life grandmother, militant feminists, nice guys and misogynists..."
So, the idea is to find who made her sexually ambiguous?
Genre: Whodunit.
I blame the nice guys.
So, is she Lara Croft and Wonder Woman combined on the the verge of becoming Batman and Jackie Chan combined?
Annoynimus said...
" So, the idea is to find who made her sexually ambiguous?
Genre: Whodunit."
This is definitely a mystery for drag king nancy drew!
Maybe this is what she did after Vietnam.
You can NEVER have enough bumper nuts comments!
Forget making it a movie...make it a reality show!!!
I remember when I was on the verge of "becoming a man" but she made me pull out. Ah to be young again.
Been there!
Done that!
Ed Wood's "Glen or Glenda" in reverse.
I think this would be great if they could get Bela Lugosi to do it. Wait, he's dead. Well, that didn't stop Ed Wood. Been there! Done that!
This is a situation where the writer should have asked him- or herself, "Would anyone want to see this movie?"
PS: Bumper Nuts!
Ahhh Ha!!!!!!!!!!
So that's why the "WANNA HAVE A DATE?" girl looks so masculine!!!
scary, indeed. people just take it too far...it was funny the first time...old by the second time.
As are repeated references to Sasquatch, going back in time to kill Hitler, or any form of "hilarity ensuing". Give it a rest, already!
Sharks with chicken feet will NEVER be old.
Especially with red eyes.
The sharks are exempt as long as they stay out of time machines and the dark sexual underground.
Gawd, now I'm doing it.
She knows she is not gay or anything like that... She still likes men... but if she becomes one... no no no that is not right... Lets start at the beginning...
Hold on...isn't this the sequel to ANNA FUNG? As we all know, she's no ordinary bitch.
Done2Death...just roll with it. Hurts less that way.
I'll stop recycling the same stupid jokes when these "writers" stop recycling the same stupid ideas.
Tourette Spice said: She knows she is not gay or anything like that... She still likes men... but if she becomes one... no no no that is not right... Lets start at the beginning...
There's a guy I work with who is a cross-dresser who is considering gender reassignment surgery, but he always makes it a point to tell everyone at work that he likes women, most def. NOT men... He makes us all feel a little awkward, to be honest.
So you mean there is such a thing as a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
Hmmm... Comedy Satire....
"A sexually ambiguous woman confronts her past before deciding upon gender reassignment surgery"
riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Is her unstable mom a "still got it" ex-stripper? Because THAT could make for an interesting movie.
I'd love to go and see this film.
I'd three hours of much needed sleep in the empty cimema.
Right, I'm off to read about the Sharkies again. If I could just stop my eye's from glowing red...
I did of course mean "I'd get 3 hours of much needed sleep".
It will make for a great episode of "Dr. 90210".
As a twist she wants to be transformed in Hitler.
A modern-day-pseudo-Orlando? Stop the insanity. But hey, on the upside, there seems to be some improvement in comma placement these days...
Wow, Blog Ho. You have some pent up anger against sexually ambiguous women, or what??
Damn, you make butt plugs and gender reassignment sound soooo romantic...truly amazing! I think Dr. Ruth was trying to get a hold of you early today ;)
So you mean there is such a thing as a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
Ummm. Wouldn't that be the same as a male heterosexual?
Yes, a male heterosexual who pays a doctor 20 000 $ to make him look like a woman and who eagerly looks forwards to a pinectomy (removal of testicles).
Just to annoy done2death, i saw a show about a woman who travelled back in time, accessed a man's private bank account and dated him. He was shot, and as he died it turned out that the woman was him from the future after he had a sex change. Hitler wasn't involved.
The show was sort of like tales from the crypt except it was sci-fi and had a half-naked female roboslut as the host
Carter, apparently not, according to RockSteady.
Crazed_writer:
". . . a woman who travelled back in time, accessed a man's private bank account and dated him. He was shot, and as he died it turned out that the woman was him from the future after he had a sex change. "
OK, so if you have sex with yourself (as a time-travelling transsexual) is that masturbation?
Aren't gender reassignment surgeries usually the other way around with the man becoming a woman? Either way, sounds like a scream. Can't wait.
I used to be a prosecutor and I had a case one time where two "women" were arrested for domestic violence. They BOTH used to be men. We had to get their male names (Rhonda was really Ron, and Isabel was Ike)to run criminal histories. Apparently, they got into a fight because one of them wanted to start dating real women. We couldn't figure out who was gay, if anyone, in that scenario.
PS. I still like the bumper nuts but I am pretty damn juvenile.
I think it would work as a comedy. Something like...
...Dude, Where's My Dick?
Working Title: "Addadictomy"
(pronounced: add-a-dick-to-me)
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