I am now getting new business cards which read "Fantasy Ridicule Facilitator, Esq., M.D., Phd."
"Logline: A nebbish Bingo caller inherits a 'lucky' marker and discovers a genie trapped under the cap. Has his fortune changed ... or are his troubles just beginning?
Ever since he was a kid, Billy wanted to be something SPECIAL. Now approaching 40, he is somewhat of a local celeb as the Town Bingo Caller. Still, he can't get motivated to move out of his mother's house or propose to his 'losing-my-patience girlfriend.
Fortune changes when Billy inherits a lucky Bingo marker from an old lady and discovers a dervish genie inside. 'You've got 7 wishes,' the genie tells him. 'And don't call me genie - I'm a Fantasy Fulfillment Engineer!'
With Eugene's help, Billy manages to mess up every wish. Soon he's estranged from his Bingo fans, his girlfriend - even his mother moves out. Then two questionable characters stroll into town: a Player with eyes for Angie and a Con who preys on old people. Wishless, Billy must make his own luck to save his fans and his relationship - before it's too late! Please contact me if you have interest in reading this 'coming-of-middle-age' story."