Nebbish Man has come to save the day!
An un-heroic nebbish has superpowers he uses solely for cheating at the casinos. But when a demented televangelist holds his gambling buddies hostage, it's up to him to be the hero.
Our man has superpowers, but he's no hero. He's an insecure guy who happens to have sporadic invulnerability, x-ray vision, super hearing and super speed... but he's barely strong enough to open a jar of pickles. What's more, his superpowers can fail him at any time, and he's hopelessly vulnerable to the sound of High C Major -- as in any Mariah Carey big ending.
With all the constraints on his superpowers, he regards himself as a freak of nature. He makes his living by cheating at gambling, and he steers clear of the traditional superhero vocation of saving people. But that doesn't mean he wants to hurt anybody. So when a demented televangelist kidnaps his two best friends and tries to pressure him to cause a deadly disruption in a Vegas casino, he is forced into unfamiliar territory. Somehow he must figure out how to harness his balky powers to become a genuine hero."