I knew those Commies were to blame for the '04 election!
"In the 1950's, a KGB spymaster establishes a school that would Americanize young agents. His main goal is world domination through political infiltration.
A KGB spymaster founded a school that would educate Soviet children on various foreign cultures. His intention was to train these young spies and send them out into the world. They would become politicians/lawmakers whom he could control in secret. His grand-nephew eventually becomes the President of the United States."