Tuesday, June 14, 2005

No doubt she uses Poison.

"An assistant DA struggles to find his missing wife before she, or New York City, is annihilated. His wife doesn't know the perfume she was given contains a deadly virus...but someone does and they'll stop at nothing to get it back."

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At 11:11 AM, Blogger Fat Chance said...

Actually, it might be a feasible query if the DA's wife was a nympho and was spreading the perfume around town.

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger sharpie said...

That must be one heck of a perfume bottle if it can contain a deadly virus.

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger anders3000 said...

Action packed biological hijinx aplenty.

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger Bladestorm said...

"An assistant DA struggles to find his missing wife before she, or New York City, is annihilated."

So it's only going to be one or the other? Hmmmm. Hard choice.

"...but someone does and they'll stop at nothing to get it back."

Who is it? Is it a rogue alien or something more sinister?

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger Blog ho said...

Which is it, she or New York City? Jesus. Make up your mind.

 
At 11:47 AM, Blogger dub_vee said...

His wife doesn't know the perfume she was given contains a deadly virus...but someone does and they'll stop at nothing to get it back."

if the guy who gave her the perfume is the guy who wants the perfume back, why did he give it to her in the first place? or, are those two different guys? if so, the second guy cant really want it back, cause it was never his to begin with. the third possibility is that the second man is about to say FLICK before the ending credits and the finding man is going to find the perfume and take it back to the governor of nations

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger anders3000 said...

dub_vee - thanks for clearing things up.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger COLOfilm said...

Working Title: Smell My Wife, Please.

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger kojled said...

i can see the headline: GIANT PERFUME BOTTLE SPRITZES NYC! THOUSANDS SMELL LIKE A CHEAP HO!

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger BlackCapricorn said...

Didn't J-Lo already follow this script when she released Glow?

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

You see this is exactly why I don't like to give perfume as a gift. I'll bet the person who gave it to her was one of those annoying "spritzer" people at Macy's who are always trying to spray you... It's a wonder we're not all dead already...

(it's only a query... it's only a querey...)

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger stacysom said...

If "someone" wants it back to use it, wouldn't the annihilation of NYC be a good thing? But if "someone" is trying to save NYC, can't he just ask for it back? Oh, he has to find her first and THEN stop at nothing to get it back. "Can I have the perfume before you are annihilated?"
"Oh, fine. PLEASE can I have the perfume before you are annihilated?"

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger Assistant Atlas said...

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At 12:35 PM, Blogger Admiral said...

So few words, so much to dislike. I don't know if I, or Los Angeles, can take it.

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger dodgeperry said...

As a Midwesterner, I am sick and tire of NYC, and LA for that matter, always hogging the potential distructions and natural disasters. Why can't the viral agent, nuclear missile, atomic bomb, tidal wave, earthquake, volcano, etc. threaten Detroit, Chicago, Indianapolis or Minneapolis/St. Paul? What's wrong with us? Aren't our buildings good enough to destroy? What, aren't our people obnoxious or egocentric enough to threaten?
This country was founded on the idea that all people are created equal!

I demand equality. I demand the poison perfume bottle lady, and whoever it is that wants it back, to come threaten one of our fine cities. And until such time, I will refuse to mock any query taking place in NYC or LA out of protest.

Thank you.

 
At 1:15 PM, Blogger gwendemarco said...

Because dodgeperry, no one would give a shit. Sorry.

 
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Pajiba has taken it to the next level. Now they make reference to vagina, balls, and sticking fingers places.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger Bargaintuan said...

Calvin Klein's Virus.

JOE: "Hey, Bob. Gimme that vial of deadly virus."

BOB: "Deadly virus? I though you had that."

JOE: "No. I put it down on that perfume counter when I stopped to tie my shoe. I told you to pick it up."

JOE and BOB: "Uh oh!"

 
At 1:38 PM, Blogger Mustang Sally said...

Dodgeperry, I'm convinced that bizarre plots are never set in the Midwest because the people there are too competent and unflappable to let hijinks ensue. They would foil the plot, turn the terrorists over to the authorities, have a couple of beers, and move on with their lives. They'd call Mary Jo on her cel phone, say "Um, don't open that perfume, 'kay?" And she'd say, "Okay." No flick. No boom. Roll credits.

Enjoy the oasis of common sense and civic responsibility in which you live, Dodgeperry, and continue mocking the queries set in LA and NYC. The queries deserve it. So do the cities.

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger Fat Chance said...

Nice one, Sally. ;)

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger Fat Chance said...

Although...
Some non-LA, non-NY cities perhaps should be beat up a little. Dallas could use some shakin'.

 
At 2:17 PM, Blogger Fat Chance said...

See how the pros did it:
Dialogue

 
At 7:47 PM, Blogger VP19 said...

Almost sounds like "Fail Safe" with perfume...

And how come we never see disaster movies set in Philadelphia? New York, yes. Washington, yes. Same thing with LA, San Francisco and Boston (thanks to Harvard and MIT). But Philly just stands there, unloved, ignored, an afterthought among American cities.

 
At 9:02 PM, Blogger scribe called steff said...

Hey, I know, I know! Marketing tie-in!

We'll let Calvin Klein launch a new perfume called "Oblivion," and the slogan'll be "Now you'll really knock 'em dead."

I'm just spitballin' here, really.

Just a dab'll do ya.

 
At 3:59 AM, Blogger cinekat said...

Oooh, please let it be Paris Hiltons perfume, and cast Nicole Ritchie as the missing wife.
Ok, I've really got to stop perusing MSN hot gossip. I apologize. But now that we've lost 7windows chick, bumpernuts AND the pie fight...

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger Brian said...

"And how come we never see disaster movies set in Philadelphia?"

Well as somebody who has lived in Philadelphia, I must say, I would be routing for the terrorists on that one. What about Chicago? That's a big city that people love. Boston is another cool one. San Francisco got a little of its due in The Rock, but that was just the luck of having a famous prison offshore.

Okay I think this thread has been sufficiently hijacked now.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Mermaid known as, Loralei said...

Wouldn't it have been easier to steal the perfume and leave the wife? Spray her once with it, then leave with the bottle.

This is too complicated.

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Sidhedevil said...

Here's the weirdest thing about this stupid query--the bioweapon-laden perfume has actually been used in a "thriller/suspense" novel published in the past few years. I bought it in an airport and read it on a plane and then stuffed it into the barf bag for disposal when I was through, so I can't remember the author or title.

It's not only bad, it's plagiari-tastic!

 
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Isn't this Batman?

 
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