We could get Fat Bastard to play the lead in his "fat stage"
"In the vein of the Stephen King movie THINNER, but as a comedy in reverse. A good-looking, arrogant, gym owner and "Fitness Guru" experiences his worst nightmare. After angering his supermodel girlfriend's Romanian psychic, she places a curse on him. He will gain 5 pounds-a-day, every day, no matter what, until he learns to love fat people. This is a story of one man's difficult journey out of self-obsession, with many life lessons and laughs along the way."