Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Hey, Comanches! Quit playin' in those Great Plains, dinner's ready!!!

"He's the last Comanche to come in from the Great Plains, but not without a fight."


At 3:49 PM, Blogger kojled said...

well, they had a last mohican. a last samurai. why not a last comanche? i like this idea. this idea rocks. admit it. go on, admit it. i'll wait


At 6:11 PM, Blogger COLOfilm said...

Working title: Runaround Sioux

(Okay, so I had to change his tribal origin, at least I didn't have him travel through time to kill Custer)

At 7:00 PM, Blogger DJ Bob-O said...

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At 7:10 PM, Blogger His Monkey Wife said...

So that makes him "Dances With...No one."

At 7:14 PM, Blogger Josephine Verna said...


"The Comanche Who Came in From the Plains"

Now a major motion picture.

At 8:45 PM, Blogger Bargaintuan said...

"No other Commanches here then? Fine. I'm leaving. Great Plains my ass. I don't see what's so great about 'em."

At 8:51 PM, Blogger The Visitor said...

hmm, who does he fight? Hitler, sharks or ghostbusting lawyers?

At 9:08 PM, Blogger Space Shark said...

"Me not leaving great plans without fight."

"Ok. They're pretty big, so one person out here proably won't do much harm."

"Wait, me change mind, open casino and make much wampum."

"Now we got a problem."

At 10:40 PM, Blogger scribe called steff said...

Clearly dude missed the political correctness memo.

"Dang, boss. Coulda sworn I saw an injun. Had feathers and shit. You know."

Yeah. That'll go right up there with "The Indian in the Cupboard."

What, we're not keeping 'em there anymore?

Some people just don't have a clue.


At 3:18 AM, Blogger cinekat said...

So he's coming "in" from the Great Plains? Into town? Indoors?
Now if he were coming out it would be a different story.

At 5:47 AM, Blogger Annoynimus said...

What I really like about this query is that, changing a few letters, it becomes the logline for any other query in this site.

"He's the last Communist to come in from the Great Plains, but not without a fight."
--The Commikazes.

"He's the last Comanche to come in from the Great Plains, but not without a falafel."
--The Evil Warlord/Hummus Mogul

"He's the last Comanche to come in from the Great White, but not without a fight."
--King Shark.

At 6:13 AM, Blogger Bridget Unnel said...

Now if he was the last one to come in from White Plains, I'd understand the whole fight thing. That morning rush hour train ion the MetroNorth train into NYC is brutal!

At 6:28 AM, Blogger Meg said...

He'll change his mind when The Andersons from Des Moines build their dream house right next to his teepee.

Actually, that would make a better movie.

At 7:01 AM, Blogger BWeaves said...

There once was a Great Plains Comanche,
Who had the most outrageous fancy,
He wouldn't come in,
He thought it a sin,
He'd rather come out as a nancy.

At 7:40 AM, Blogger Peggy Archer said...

"But Mooooommmmm....
I don't want to come in from the plains. It's still light!"

"You're the last one out there.. all the other boys have come in from the plains and are having dinner. You want to get grounded?"

"I hate you, Mom."

At 8:04 AM, Blogger Bladestorm said...

Is his name Circlejerk? I could understand why he wouldn't want to come in with a name like that.

At 8:20 AM, Blogger katwoman79 said...

I think this query writer has been goin' a little heavy on the peace pipe...just a theory.

At 8:22 AM, Blogger classymac said...

They don't tell you that it's set in 2004. He was out of range and didn't get the message. Largest calling area my ass.

At 8:27 AM, Blogger BWeaves said...

Peggy Archer: Just to show you that nothing ever changes . . .

My hubby is reading an archeology book that discusses a 4000 year old Sumerian clay tablet that was found, with the following conversation (in cuneiform writing) between a father and his son.

"Where have you been?"
"Then why are you late?"

At 9:02 AM, Blogger James said...

Yeah... those Great Plains they fight dirty. They're big, smell like buffalo shit and they go right for the balls every time...

At 9:05 AM, Blogger Reg Dunlop said...

We could get Chief Jay Strongbow as the Comanche, get the Hulkster and Stone Cold to play the marshals and make it the latest in a long line of award winning wrestling-themed movies.

At 10:54 AM, Blogger Meg said...

Mmmmm....Strongbow. Good hard cider.

At 11:44 AM, Blogger anders3000 said...

Police Officers and reports gather around the poor victim as she tells her tale.
Yep. I a saw it com'n. Most tarrify'n thin I'd a ever saw.

Mouths drop and hands tremble.

That thar Comanche come a run'n at me swing'n his bumber nuts high over his head.

At 12:47 PM, Blogger Bargaintuan said...

In the Old West, they didn't have Bumper Nuts. They had male horses.

"Paw, ya think I should paint these here blue, or chrome?"

"What in tarnation is chrome?"

At 2:07 PM, Blogger Jeb said...

where the last Commanche
won't come in from the plains.

At 4:04 PM, Blogger Isabel Button said...

"He's the last Comanche to come in from the Great Plains, but not without a falafel."
--The Evil Warlord/Hummus Mogul


Oops. I sprained something.

At 4:57 PM, Blogger gwendemarco said...

Guess he didn't get the message about the free booze and measles-ridden blankets.

(I'm part Native American so don't start with me. Besides, ya'll were thinking it anyway.)

At 5:22 AM, Blogger clickety6 said...

But Mom... the Apaches are still out there having fun... why do I have to come in... :-(

At 5:29 AM, Blogger A Legend Among Whispers said...

I think the Comanche Nation might be a bit incensed to learn there was only one of them left. Who would run their casinos?

What I want to know is where was this guy hanging out? Maybe he was trapped in the blockhouse on Signal Mountain. It's an 1870's observation point -- on the National Register -- that is now smack in the middle of a field artillery impact zone at Ft. Sill, just outside Lawton, OK. The Comanche tribal headquarters is also located in Lawton.

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The title to this post had me laughing out loud. Thanks.

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