Thursday, April 14, 2005

Isn't this ENTOURAGE?

"The story is about three friends in their twenties who try to pick up women, but don't have a lot of luck…. Until they realize: "Hey, why do jerks always get the women!?" Tired of rejection, they become jerks themselves to test the theory."

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At 8:06 PM, Blogger RockSteady said...

Oh, that's brilliant. Bravo.

 
At 8:07 PM, Blogger RockSteady said...

This also has shades of "In The Company of Men" -- only stupid.

 
At 8:13 PM, Blogger Taffy Doublewide said...

As a woman, I wasn't attracted to this script until the end, where the jerk part was mentioned. Now, even though my friends tell me the script sucks, I still will do anything to see the movie.

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger rightcoast said...

Third act circle jerk?

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger kentucky said...

No, I think I circle jerk midpoint would be more appropriate.

 
At 9:07 PM, Blogger Space Shark said...

They act like jerks huh?

We all know what that means..some big time emotional urinal dumping.

 
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At 3:36 AM, Blogger Fist said...

How about a sequel where some nice boys realise they're not getting very much sex, so decide on a raping spree?

Just a thought.

 
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This is the kind of queries that keep bringing ads like "The Art of Undressing" and "Meet Sexy Singles, Get Some Tonight."

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger James said...

Brilliant! Throw in some hardcore sex scenes and this one is green!

Wait! We need a title!...

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Brilliant!

 
At 7:01 AM, Blogger Meg said...

So THAT'S why I dated so many jerks in college. Oh thank you, humble query letter "writer" for enlightening me. This is truly a luminary of technology.

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger sharpie said...

Whew! I started to get a little nervous reading this query. Three guys, no dates, they have each other. My eye briefly jumps down and sees "jerks themselves". I thought this was going to be some gay prono.

 
At 7:42 AM, Blogger BWeaves said...

Wait, if they don't have any success picking up women, they're ALREADY jerks. So then they try to act like jerks? How do you BECOME a jerk if you already are on?

Sadly, the "jerks get all the women" thing is really true. Maybe this should be a documentary. At least he's writing what he knows.

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Blog ho said...

jerks always get the women? FUCK. I'm going to write a screenplay about why I always get it wrong. Jesus.

 
At 8:29 AM, Blogger Carl said...

Silly query writer, women are for jerks!

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger Windy City Wendy said...

Hmmm...at no time does the "writer" actually say these jerks are men.....

 
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Hi there, I wrote a sitcom idea called "I married a frog". Do ya think it will sell?

 
At 9:12 AM, Blogger RockSteady said...

I thought for sure gwendemarco would have a field day with this one.

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger GobiasInc said...

Mrs Mogul:

Is the frog a jerk? Because that's the only way it would be believable.

It's a shame you guys don't have a chance to read this script. It ends with a twist where the guys discover they can't get women because they are ugly.

 
At 9:37 AM, Blogger gwendemarco said...

Just out livin' the very same scenario, rocksteady. OK, so I just kicked him (Rick? Rob? Nate?) out this very minute but that's a whole notha query.

Sophmoric, derivative, misogynistic. This has 'just purchased by Brad Weston at Paramount for $1.2 against $2.0' written all over it.

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger SpaceMonkey said...

Music for the opening credits: "Cool Jerk".

 
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"Tired of rejection."??? Send a stupid query letter about an overused subject to ManagerGuy. You'll be embrassed there.

 
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