Somewhere, someone is creeping me out.
"Two horrible and ugly bugs, decide to hire a loser Brazilian scriptwriter, to write a script on all bugs, making them look good and funny, turning them into super-heroes! The scriptwriter, who is devastated because the film industry doesn't even look at his best shark scripts, destinated to kids, has nothing to do! He enters into an agreement with all the bugs, for them to eat all the producer's scripts in the motion picture industry, leaving only THE BUGZ! script as their only option! He writes a hilariouso story about the bugs, making them really look good! Even cockroaches thenafter, try to persuade him to write further scripts on them too!"
This was legitimately submitted to a query website that emails me various script pitches, but I am really hoping that someone decided to write a false pitch and submit it as a joke. Otherwise, this is just too frightening.