Clarification on the sharks!
"I'd like to ask you for your kind permission in allowing me to submit a hard copy of my script KING SHARK. It's family-children oriented and it has a sequel, PLANET SHARK. I'd really be very happy if you allowed me to submit it to you, for your evaluation. KING SHARK Henry, a three years old baby, who's a cartoon addict, gets swallowed by his own TV set inside his parents home, ending nearby KING SHARK's island. There, together with other kids from all over the world, who are also cartoon addicts, they are now eleven years old and have to run and try to escape from the evil sharkies, creatures that look like penguins, have a shark face, chicken feet, red eyes and can talk! Meanwhile, KING SHARK, a huge white and black shark, who rules the place, wants to have his own cartoon show aired by a major TV network. Needless to say that KING SHARK negotiates and tries to blackmail the TV network into airing his cartoon, threatening to swallow all the kids he captures! The network finally agrees and KING SHARK is a success! Every kid all over the world loves him and he sells tons of products and franchises, being turned into a very wealthy shark, together with his agent! Until, one day, he forgets to turn off the hidden cameras on his island and the world watches stunned, on their TV sets, what really is going on in his island! Henry and his friends have to run and try to escape from KING SHARK, the evil sharkies, aligators, white sharks, mummies and vampires, to get back to the cartoon machine that might bring them back to their homes! As the plot takes place, KING SHARK's cousin, KING SHARKOR, glimpses from another galaxy, where he lives, on planet SHARKOS, every step of what's happening! But that's the sequel! I'd be very happy if you'd allow me to submit a hard copy of my script, as its family-children oriented and kids all over the world would be thrilled with KING SHARK and PLANET SHARK!"
It appears that this guy stopped taking the crack and managed to compose a slightly more coherant version of the SHARKOS!