Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Trotsky Meets Woody Allen

"A neurotic in 1880s Russia tries to deal with his inferiority complex by challenging a hated classmate to a duel and playing mind-games with a sweet young whore."

20 Comments:

At 11:07 PM, Blogger Sluglinus said...

Playing mind games with sweet young whores is sooo 1870s. No wonder the neurotic Russian is insecure -- he's behind the times and knows it!

 
At 11:34 PM, Blogger Kennedy said...

Don't laugh. 19th century Russian neurotics are so hot right now. Isn't Ben Stiller looking for a period piece?

 
At 2:59 AM, Blogger The Gambino Crime Family said...

Wow. So it's Notes From Underground meets Behind The Green Door? Fantastic!

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger c.e.shinola said...

Wow. So it's Notes From Underground meets sweet christ I took time out to think twice about this....

 
At 4:40 PM, Blogger gwendemarco said...

Hey what about...oh who cares.

 
At 7:22 AM, Blogger Fringe said...

"Based on a true story."
(It's really amazing how many of these queries sound more ridiculous when this is added.)

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Seagull Herpes said...

I wish this guy had been based on a true writer.

 
At 8:54 PM, Blogger queenofattolia said...

Uh -- this *is* the plot of a Woody Allen film - "Love and Death." Perhaps Diane Keaton's character wasn't exactly a whore, but she was pretty loose.

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger George said...

It could be worse. What if he wrote: "body games with a bitter old nun"?

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger Neb said...

Yikes!

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger Annoynimus said...

>What if he wrote: "body games with a bitter old nun"?

That *is* the plot of another Woody Allen film - "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask."

 
At 1:17 PM, Blogger anonymous said...

umm... thats actually the exact plot of dostoevsky's "notes from the underground"... plaguerism, anyone?

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Shelley123 said...

Hey, Gambino Crime Family....you're quoted in CNN.COM today. Bitch. ;-)

 
At 8:39 PM, Blogger Max Kelada said...

as I've said before....send vivid a twelve page script and I'm sure they'd shoot it.

 
At 9:19 AM, Blogger LuckyAc said...

I think its like ALL Russian novels. Notes from the Underground maybe, but Crime and Punishment came to mind first. I mean Raskolnikov is certainly neurotic, and whores don't come sweeter than Sonya.

 
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