PRETEND you're a good writer
"Question : when was the last time you read a TRULY ORIGINAL movie screenplay for a mystery/chiller - one that keeps you guessing right to the final twist?
May I humbly offer for your perusal - PRETEND.
After the traumatic death of his wife, widower Sam has an only, lonely daughter, Charlie. Charlie has an IMAGINARY FRIEND, Hal, to keep her company. When a beautiful and mysterious woman walks into Sam's life Hal changes from being merely imaginary to becoming ALL TOO REAL. Real enough to be heard, to be seen, to pose a very real threat.
BUT - in Sam's world, who is real - and who is only - PRETEND?
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Who the fuck sends out FLOPPY DISCS anymore? 1987 calling!