Wednesday, February 23, 2005

A lot of heroes to root for here.

"Logline; Crimes of passion are never repeated until a drugged out hooker uses her fatherly pimp's past obsessions as the weapon for her own suicide."

21 Comments:

At 8:53 PM, Blogger Windy City Wendy said...

...based on a true story...

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger Jersey3000 said...

She kills herself with a double-pronged dildo and aquarium platforms?

 
At 1:47 AM, Blogger jimmy mcD said...

Starring Tony Perkins and Huggy Bear

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger c.e.shinola said...

Wow.

Ok, so it's a challenge - how to make a movie that, on the page, has not a single redeeming value. In fact, should not even be read in the first place, it is so... unpleasant.

First, the fatherly pimp is played by Quentin Tarrantino. Q.T. should be told to play F.P. as Stanley Kowalski. Second, Fatherly Pimp's past obsessions, unlike his current ones, are... acting and... home-made gelato.

Is there room for street-corner hijinxs somewhere?

And finally the "crimes of passion" are...

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger Fringe said...

Hey, windy city wendy, that's my line!

Why would you want to repeat a crime of passion for your suicide anyway? "Gee, my life is miserable and I want to kill myself. I could OD or slit my wrists, or I could obsess over my pimp's past, killing myself in some bizarre way that he killed someone else, just to show him that I love him."

 
At 8:16 AM, Blogger Windy City Wendy said...

Sorry Fringe! My bad.

"Based on a true story" TM Fringe

 
At 11:58 AM, Blogger FCPguy said...

Should do well at Christmas

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Pseudonym said...

If crimes of passion are never repeated, how come some other guy just got his Johnson cut off by his angry gal pal...

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger gwendemarco said...

WTF? I mean really, WTF?

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Sylko said...

i don't get it .... puzzled.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger ckelly said...

Sadly, this is a more plausible hooker story than "Pretty Woman."

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger anotherwannabe said...

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At 10:33 PM, Blogger anotherwannabe said...

THE COURAGE TO DREAM! THE STRENGTH TO DARE!

His story concept was too stupid for words...he found them anyway!

 
At 4:02 AM, Blogger Hunter said...

THE GIVER meets "Taxi Driver"

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Neb said...

Fatherly pimp?! Isn't that an oxymoron? I guess we could get Wilford Brimley: "Eat oatmeal, bitch!" Erk.

 
At 10:50 PM, Blogger anders3000 said...

Well if Managerguy is using this as a thinktank and plans to steal our tweaks I have only piece of advice : Dude, throw this one out completely. Ain't no amount of tweaking gona help it.
I develope stupid ideas for stories resulting from nightmares too. . . . I just don't write them down and send them to people.

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger leyva1313 said...

on a side note i'd love to see Wilford Brimley play a pimp...LOL

 
At 2:18 PM, Blogger ebrown2112 said...

She runs herself over with a purple Cadillac...

 
At 4:55 AM, Blogger Ministry of Information said...

Would somebody please Pimp My Ride?

 
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I have a suche site/blog. It pretty much covers suche related stuff.

Come and check it out if you get time :-)

 
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