Episode IV: Attack of the Ducks

“Ducks, the Killer Breed: They Swim, They Quack… They KILL!” Conceived in the grand tradition of such B-movie camp classics as “Plan 9 From Outer Space” and “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”, “Ducks, the Killer Breed” tells the story of some harmless ducks that are transformed into blood-thirsty fowl by radiation from a meteorite that lands on their barn.

Imagine you are a 10 year old boy who lives on a farm and owns some ducks. Now imagine that one night a meteorite crashes into the barn, bathing the ducks in radiation from outer space. What would you do when you awoke to find that your pet ducks had become bloodthirsty fiends? “Ducks, the Killer Breed” tells the story of Timmy, a simple farm boy who must face the horror of radiation-transformed ducks, whom he once loved, and who once loved him, but who now are out to devour him and anyone (or anything) else who crosses their path. To save his parents and siblings (indeed, the whole farming community), he must heroically battle them to the death.

This script will contain such scenes as: a foul-mouthed jerk of a duck hunter getting his comeuppance from the irradiated ducks, i.e., the hunter becoming the hunted! It will also contain a lot of one-liner puns.

Note to the reader: lest you find the idea of scary ducks laughable, I should specify that as a result of being irradiated, these ducks have grown fangs in their bills. Also, their droppings are acid, and will melt anything they land on."