Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Two Lovers! One Hitman! Zero Chance of Success!

"LOGLINE: Psychiatrist husband and criminal defense lawyer wife simultaneously decide to murder each other, but erringly hire the same hit man. Their attempts to thwart the hit man's plan to kill a famous classical guitarist lead them back into love."

19 Comments:

At 10:58 AM, Blogger xz said...

peter frampton, look out!

oh wait. classical. i thought it said classic.

famous classical guitarist? uh. they must mean, uh, wait. i can think of one...

no i can't. and i work at the fucking symphony.

 
At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's "Dial M for Murder" or the silly remake with Michael Douglas and Gwyneth Paltrow remade with an add-on of...um...


...well, I'm sure there must be some romance featuring a classical guitarist out there.

 
At 3:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, where did the classical guitarist come from? This is obviously a very busy hit-man, as there is at least one more hit on his list above this tragic couple. Or is the psychiatrist husband also a classically-trained guitarist? I'm confused, and I don't want to know more.

As far as classical guitarists go, Ottmar Leibert better watch his back.

 
At 5:12 AM, Blogger The Liar said...

The perfect guitarist for this role is Esteban.

Oh, wait. That's just wishful thinking on my part.

 
At 6:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the classical guitarrist plays one of those annoying 10-string guitars and gets offed in the end I'd buy it.

 
At 3:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what we need.

"Classsical Gaslight."

 
At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out, Charo!
BB

 
At 2:01 PM, Blogger autumn said...

Is the famous classical guitarist also possibly the aspiring but talentless writer from the previous query? Maybe these two screenplays can be merged into one waste of time, instead of two.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Lhyzz said...

Where did he pull this third victim from, and what does the guitarist have to do with the troubled spouses? This is a romantic comedy, right?

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger anotherwannabe said...

Classical guitarist? Sounds a bit like Zamfir, Kenny G. or John Tesch, and we would be rooting for the couple to save him because...

 
At 7:54 PM, Blogger ebrown2112 said...

Well, there's Andres Segovia, but he's already dead...

 
At 9:36 AM, Blogger Ned said...

Ok, first of all... People who are involved in murder-for-hire schemes are all psychopaths - whether they are doing the hiring or being hired.

You can't really wind up with a happy ending when you're talking about a pair of murderous creeps managing to rekindle their romance with each other. They should both be in prison or a looney bin. Lemme guess - they KILL the hit man in the end, thus coming together to commit a murder of their own? Heart warming.

"Black comedy" is one thing, but this isn't anything like that or a satire obviously...

Oh and why the fuck would the hit-man be killing a classical guitarist? Hrmmm... We could go gambling debts, or he was a drug addict and got busted and now he's going to testify against the mobsters, uh ... how about ... errrr...

Yeah, there are options, all of them dumb.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Pacard said...

Please, please tell me that Rik Emmett is in no way associated with this steaming pile...

 
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