Monday, January 03, 2005

Finally, something for that STATION AGENT ass to do.

"Dear Producer(s),

WARNING: This query letter contains EVIL MIDGETS. Continue reading at your own risk.

Micro Management is about evil midgets who take over Titan Industries, a United States defense contractor and missile manufacturer, and attempt to use the missiles to blow up Disneyland.

The midgets want to exact their revenge against Disneyland and the other theme parks in order to get even for the height restriction that keeps them from riding all the “Good Rides”. It’s up to Steve Miller, an engineer at Titan, and his buddies, who play for Titan’s basketball team to stop the evil midgets.

The maestro of the midgets, executor of the evil plan, and the new CEO of Titan Industries, is none-other than the monster truck driving Bufford Little, a hard-hitting power-hungry midget whose tolerance for being short-changed and overlooked by “small-minded” people has reached its end.

Bufford becomes CEO through a fluke and soon creates an entire executive board of midgets who see eye-to-eye with him and share his desire to get even. Can Bufford and his cronies really destroy Disneyland and possibly the rest of the civilized world? Or can Steve Miller and his buddies stop them? Don’t miss this awesome new situational comedy with a funny cast of characters and exciting chases."

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At 5:44 AM, Blogger The Liar said...

Micro Management... Titan Industries... Basketball Team... Bufford Little... short changed... small-minded... see eye-to-eye... get even...

I have officially filled my pun quota for 2005 and am now comatose.

 
At 6:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 7:57 AM, Blogger autumn said...

Is Disneyland the first stepping stone to the civilized world? I'm not getting the cause and effect here. Who died and made Mickey Mouse an icon of western civilization? I thought McDonalds was in charge. And will Steve Miller actually perform or just do the soundtrack? I mean, with all the chase scenes and boardroom hijinks it might be awkward for him to suddenly break into song.

 
At 8:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the "exciting chases" at any point include a clown car and, from a budgetary standpoint, how many evil midgets can you fit in a monster truck?

 
At 10:13 AM, Blogger EmailGuy said...

If the writer is not a little person, chances are he or she should avoid meeting any little people at night in an alley.

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger Lucky Lux said...

I believe Steve Miller stops the evil midgets using the Pompatus of Love. However, some of the midgets call him Maurice.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger autumn said...

And some call him the Gangster of Love...

 
At 5:36 AM, Blogger adam said...

Why is "Good Rides" in inverted commas?

Is the twist that after all the mayhem, the little guys find the rides aren't so good after all - and they wish they'd just stuck with the "It's a Small World" attraction?

 
At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steven Seagal says he's interested, but he wants some changes. Change "Midgets" to "Arabs," "Titan Industries" for "a nuclear sub" and "Disneyland" to... well, actually, he likes the idea of Arabs not being able to ride the "good rides" at Disneyland.

 
At 3:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haven't these midgets seen the snow white and the seven dwarves? if anything, disney is pro-midget, employing thousands to generate electricity by shuffling across a carpet in fuzzy socks.

 
At 4:56 AM, Blogger the artist said...

To be totally honest, I think this could be a stupid but funny movie if the puns were removed - as long as Steve Miller does nothing musical.

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Hippy Joe said...

2005? Ahh yes, wasn't that The Year of the Great Britain Dwarf Shortage? I remember it like it was yesterday.

Small Prob For Dr Who
A lack of short actors has hit filming of the BBC's multi-million pound revamp of Dr Who. Show bosses on the sci-fi series have been left fuming after two new Hollywood blockbusters hired virtually all of the talent. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has snapped up short actors to play staff in the factory. Meanwhile, the new Harry Potter film have snapped up most of the rest to play Gringotts bank staff. It has left Dr Who - famous for its Daleks (pictured) - reeling as they need a certain number of actors under 4ft tall to play tiny blue aliens.
One show insider admitted to the Mirror: "The two big films have snapped up all the talent. It has been hard to find who we want."

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50001-1166956,00.html

 
At 9:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evil midgets with monster trucks. I'm there.

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Hunter said...

What's this about? I stopped reading at the scary warning to the producer.

 
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At 3:57 PM, Blogger jackastral said...

Not only are you cursed with Dwarfism but you get slapped in the face at birth with a name insinuating your diminutiveness? Is there no justice for Bufford Little?

I will see this movie if, and only if, Steve Miller and the gang challenge the midgets to a game of basketball for the fate of the planet. I will be... um... rooting for the underdog, if you will.

 
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