Saturday, December 11, 2004

Too much going on in this one.

"With new knowledge of legendary buried silver and gold from the Civil War, Matthew Jennings infiltrates a gay deprogramming camp located on land that once belonged to his family. While searching for the silver, Matt must contend with other students, one of whom is an undercover reporter gathering facts for a stinging expose of the wacky goings on this Southern Gothic sadistic camp.

Matt's plan blows up in his face when the reporter is murdered and he becomes the most likely suspect. Alone and desperate, Matt must escape the fundamentalist preacher and clear his name as he attempts to located the secret treasure."

17 Comments:

At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"too much going on"???

apparently manager guy never lived in south cackalaky. that kinda shit happens all the time. "southern gothic sadistist camp" - clemson???

just the ladies:

misty watercolored memories...of antebellum ore and neurolinguistics...

 
At 6:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Wes Anderson by way of Paul Thomas Anderson, starring Lori Anderson and shot entirely at Anderson's Pea Soup.

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I am most perplexed by the fact we need to be told that Matt has gotten the money to investugate due to silver and gold burried durring the civil war...WTF?!

 
At 10:16 PM, Blogger Neb said...

"Southern Gothic sadistic camp"? I'm having visions of debutantes with black-dyed hair and piercings wearing lotsa leather sitting around a campfire singing nihilistic ditties in a minor key.

 
At 10:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matt's plan probably wasn't the only thing "blowing up in his face" at the gay camp.

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the author of this storyline: well... ok, then. (BACKS AWAY SLOWLY)

 
At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's something for everyone here... The Gay Angle plays in cities and Buried Treasure plays in the Heartland -- brilliant!

 
At 9:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, gay much?

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger Max Schadenfreude said...

This could be "The Last Confederate Queen Tells All"

Is Ned Beatty available? He could be the Kamp Kommandant who squeals in his sleep.

I think the writer of this one got caught wearing his sister's clothes by his father, the evangelical preacher, and needs to work out some kinks, so to speak.

 
At 3:42 AM, Blogger Louise said...

I wonder how many moviegoers will go for this one. Really...

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Steve Barr said...

Do you cut&paste these queries, or are you forced to type them yourself?

I'm worried that the crappiness you're forced to type will infect your brain in a viral contamination of bad, bad, bad writing. Soon you'll start thinking crap writing is good, black will become white, dogs and cats will start living together - total hysteria.

Fight it, man. Fight it. Every once in a while, you should type up a good query letter, as a kind of anti-bad-writing-brain-virus penicillin.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger Monicaatje said...

I think this associate (is my spelling right?) guy has a point, u SHOULD type a good query letter form time to time, let us know tho.... some of us might not recognize it :P

 
At 2:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But I'm a Cheerleader" much?

 
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*bangs head on desk*

WHAT?????

 
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