This should have been called SEX BUSTERS:
"This is the fast paced story about two rebellious college students that go into the ghost busting business in one of the most beautiful places on earth, Hawai.
They team up a "Man in Black" government agent to stop the take over of their island by sex crazed ghosts that arrive by cruise ship. Battles with these creatures erupt all over the island from the Wal-Mart to the volcanoes.
Would you like to hear more about this story? Please request a treatment."
Of course, this guy is a total asshole, but it has given me the idea of SEX BUSTERS: A group of nerdy college science majors, invent backpack machines that transform horny college coeds back into virgins.! (Extra points to whomevever can tell me what movie this idea was in.)