Thursday, December 16, 2004

That's a lot to do.

"Frank and Alysia were supposed to colonize a distant planet. Frank has changed those plans. Now he must save Alysia, her rescuers, Earth and himself."

10 Comments:

At 9:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't suppose Frank can chage them back?

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just the two of them to colonize an entire planet? That's just too much to ask of one woman. Are they sure it was FRANK who changed the plans?

 
At 1:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What...I mean...what?

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was soooo written for Bruce Willis

 
At 3:24 PM, Blogger SD Byrd said...

Wait a minute... if he's going to rescue her, then he's her rescuer, but he saves her rescuers, then he's rescuing himself, too. Does he rescue his own rescuers? If he rescues himself, why does he need rescuers? My head hurts.

 
At 8:36 PM, Blogger Louise said...

the guy obviously gets confused by his own story...

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Cucumber said...

Stick to the plan Frank. Trust me.

 
At 8:28 AM, Blogger EmailGuy said...

Now he must save Alysia, her rescuers, Earth and himself.Character outline:

Alysia = Frank's honey
Her rescuers = Frank
Earth = A big planet
Himself = Frank

Ok, so he's basically saving himself twice, Alysia once, and Earth once. Clever how an entire planet was stuck in the middle of saving himself and his honey a couple times.

 
At 6:55 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SOLDIER: Where ya goin' General?

PATTON: Berlin. I'm going to personally shoot that paper-hangin' sonofabitch. And his clone!

 
At 6:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops. Wrong thread. Should go on the Nazi/Hitler/Jesus/Cloning/Dresden/Hilarity Ensues query. Or could be appropriate here. Who knows.

 

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