Please keep your day jobs.
"MAYBE DECEMBER is a quirky, edgy love story about a young paramedic obsessed with the death around him. His world is thrown askew when he befriends a much older woman who, as a result of cutting edge hormone replacement testing, becomes the first person to ever age in reverse!
In the span of ten months the quixotic Woman's body shifts its biological clock backwards from eighty-one to twenty-two-years-old. Desperate to fully seize her second chance at life and avoid becoming a guinea pig for Corporate Researchers, she flees her nursing home and attempts to woo the dark horse paramedic. Although initially repulsed, his growing affection for her forces him to face his own prejudice, emotional scars and disconnection with life."