Title: Honolulu 6:PM ( Anarchy On Waikiki)
Logline: Overly uptight and inept special crime fighting team of exaggerated Hawaii Five 0 look-a-likes ( imprisoned for carrying their "above the law" status too far ) are secretly released early to battle evil Oahu island criminal mastermind "Fat Ho" and instead create "Anarchy On Waikiki!"
The rest of the query is WAY to long, but here are some fantastic snippets:
"... led by condescendingly corney, proposterously pompous, pea-cock pompadoured and overly vain 'Dave McVain ...'"
"... by using a secret and extremely powerful, native island, Viagra type aphrodisaic in macadamia nut cookies ..."
"... The island is turning into love making chaos ..."
"... They are also helped in this effort by an old and inconspicuous high spiritual island wise man ( shamman - Pat Morita type) ..."
"... the 6 PM team all finally find true romantic love with the most mismatched and wacky female mates...Imagine short little Ditto ( Danno ) hooking up with a much bigger Hawaiian female Sumo wrestler type, and Dave McVain ( McGarrett) linking up with a very homely, hairy and deep voiced transsexual Hula dancer ..."
"... Instead of that great old line "Book Em Danno"..McVain would say " Sic Em Ditto" and then "Back Off Boy" and throw Ditto a biscuit that he would growlingly and maniacally chew to bits!"