Tuesday, November 09, 2004

See, no career.

"Hi.

Just what you wanted: another unsolicited script. (It's got slashing!)

Here's the basic idea: SEE, KNOW EVIL -- A New York street hustler is a hardened female homicide detective's best bet for solving a string of slasher-murders. The hustler was a witness to the latest crime. There's just one problem: he was high on hallucinogenic drugs at the time, and keeps insisting he and his girlfriend were attacked by a horrible dragon.There's slashing and prostitutes ... and it's actually a pretty sleazy/cool/oddly serious story of human redemption.There's also lots of slashing."

11 Comments:

At 10:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, yeah. But does it have slashing?

 
At 9:25 AM, Blogger Zippy Buggleshorts said...

The dragon sees the error of his slashing ways and enters a twelve-step program? DASH - Dragons against Slashing Humans?

 
At 10:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, there's slashing, but are there prostitutes? Oh...wait...yeah there is...

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Neb said...

Gotta admit, there IS the slashing angle. Pretty hard to turn down...hm...

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger Neb said...

Of course, with prostitutes and dragons, we have opportunities for "mashing" and "bashing" as well. You sure you want to pass on this one?

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger Bernard said...

Needs more slashing

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Zombiequill said...

I know I read way too much fan fiction, but I was kinda disappointed to discover that the slashing in question was *literal* slashing and not, you know... "slashing."

 
At 5:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for your recent submission. Unfortunately, we are a slashing house. Slashing, and only slashing manuscripts will be considered. Please try us again when you have written something with slashing in it.
Thank you.

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Ned said...

He see's a DRAGON, huh?

Yet another person whose never taken any drugs trying to use them as a plot device... What was the dude on, LSD? Trust me - there's nothing out there that makes you see actual dragons.

"True Hallucinations" as they are called - where you meet a dragon or a 6 foot talking rabbit - are pretty much non-existant, the only drug I can think of that produces them (Jimsen weed) also wipes your memory of the experience out almost completely, and you're left with little to go on other than your friends telling you stories about how you were wandering around in a stupor claiming that Darth Vader was buttering toast outside your window.

What you experience with LSD and psychedelics is generally more like walls breathing, color patterns, spacial distortion, your jacket looks like a cat but then you realize a moment later that it's just your jacket - that's about as close to a dragon as you're gonna get...

Tripping isn't like a virtual reality simulator, and it isn't of much use in movies unless you want a lot of scenes of some dude staring wide eyed at a blank wall.

 
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