This one made me laugh in so many ways. First off, it's a beat-by-beat rip-off of POINT BREAK. My running commentary in GREEN CAPS.
"TITLE: THE X GAME
We would like to submit the details of our latest screenplay for your consideration.
LOGLINE: A daredevil cop gets sucked into the world of motocross racing when he goes undercover to solve a series of death-defying bank robberies.
SYNOPSIS: An ominous black van rumbles down a city street. The rear door flies up, and four motorcycles fly out and crash through the windows of a bank. Patrol cars rush to the scene and give chase, but they're no match for this gang on bikes that can glide through gridlock, zip through narrow passageways, even soar over walls.
Charlie, a rookie cop fresh out of Special Forces OF COURSE!, bored by his mundane duties in patrol, takes it upon himself to solve the case. Keeping his profession a secret, he gets a bike and goes to the motocross track. He's accepted into a clean-cut group of top-notch riders led by a former pro named Travis CHARLIE AND TRAVIS: MANLY MEN. Charlie falls for Travis'no-nonsense former girlfriend, Alex SHE HAS TO HAVE A MAN'S NAME - VERY IMPORTANT. Charlie pins his suspicions on a hard-case bunch of riders, The Metal Militia, and sends the cops to raid their quarters. When the raid turns up nothing, Charlie looks foolish. He soon discovers the actual robbers are his new found friends themselves. NO! YOU DON'T SAY?! When Travis finds out Charlie is an undercover cop, he kidnaps Alex and threatens to kill her to keep Charlie from ruining their plot. To keep Alex alive, Charlie is forced to help Travis rob the cash reserves at the X Games. HMMM, SOUND FAMILIAR? Charlie tries to arrest them as they make their escape. A fiery police battle ensues.
After a last death-defying sequence, Charlie ultimately brings down Travis and saves Alex, getting himself promoted from patrol cop to detective... where the action is. LOVE THAT: "WHERE THE ACTION IS!" I CAN JUST HEAR THE TRAILER NARRATION.
May we send you a copy of THE X GAME? NO. NEVER.