Arafat isn't the only one that's been in a coma
I've been in one since the election...but now I'm back and ready to entertain you with ridiculous log lines. Check this one, it's a script that someone is trying to spec out. No shit.
"A gay Indie actor with the worst reputation in town as an out of control drug-abusing, alcoholic lands a "career-saving" role. All he has to do is stay off drugs, alcohol, and men while playing a heroine-addicted-poet who turn into a vampire cat while filming in rural Wisconsin. Complications arise when he's surrounded by drugs, all of his demons, and the man of his dreams."