So this movie is, like, 12 minutes long?
"He believed in freedom and democracy. For this reason he went to war. But when he came back he could not bear the consequences of the war. He shot himself."
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"He believed in freedom and democracy. For this reason he went to war. But when he came back he could not bear the consequences of the war. He shot himself."
"In a savage post-apocalyptic future, a hunted man struggles to free his beloved from a harem so he can escape with her to safety."
No query letter here....but looking at the loser that is ALEXANDER should have people finally convinced that Colin Farrel is not a fucking star.
"The lives of a dysfunctional couple who have big trouble explaining the mysterious disappearance of their child, a 40 year old softball coach who convinces his 15 year old female catcher to run away with him, and a family man lured into drug addiction, intersect in a small Oregon town, as they reach out for hope in their troubled lives."
This one made me laugh in so many ways. First off, it's a beat-by-beat rip-off of POINT BREAK. My running commentary in GREEN CAPS.
"It is the glamorous and gaudy age of the 1980's...Glam Rock, big hair, Ricky Schroder and SILVER SPOONS reign over pop culture. Relations between the two Super Powers is breaking down. The Cold War is at its most fragile state. In these tenuous times, SEAN, a lone CIA agent, and his twin brother, VINNY, the lead singer of a famous glam rock band, must swap identities in order to destroy a Soviet Super-Weapon.
I hate queries that drop names. It's ridiculous. If you were so great, how come you don't have an agent or manager already?
"Two hotshot cherubs eager to prove themselves, sneak down from Heaven to help a fun, spirited boy about to be expelled from kindergarten and sent to live with his grandparents."
"A black guard coaches a prison basketball team and finds the strength and motivation he needs in a crippled, white inmate who shoots three-point baskets better than anyone he's ever seen.
"What happens when your wife dies, but you need to convince everyone she's still alive in order to keep her inheritence? You create a perfect copy.
"The World has imploded on itself. Evil Robot plans an Empire built on the backs of remaining humanity.Can a man from the pass survive the hate of a savage woman and save humanity before the sands of time run out…?"
"A renowned biochemist returns to his hometown as a young man and finds his high school sweetheart in a nursing home. When he's caught injecting her with his youth serum, she must resurrect the bed ridden town sheriff to help her save him from a biotech giant who will stop at nothing to obtain the formula."
"I am hoping you will please consider reading my latest Sci-Fi/Horror script 'Lost Cause'.
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"Logline: A heart transplant team spirals out into Mad Mad Mad World.
"An Australian poacher gets trapped in a koala's body and shipped to the London Zoo after falling under an Aboriginal spell. "
I've been in one since the election...but now I'm back and ready to entertain you with ridiculous log lines. Check this one, it's a script that someone is trying to spec out. No shit.
"WHAT IF A WOMAN WAS GIVEN THE CHANCE TO MEET THE PERSON THAT HER ABORTED CHILD WOULD HAVE BECOME? What would they say to each other? The answer may surprise you...."
"With a breakthrough computer program that translates bird communication into English, an ornithologist discovers what happened to the Lost Colony of Roanoke, and that what happened four centuries ago is about to happen again to over 24,000 people."
"I would like to submit the details of my screenplay for your consideration.
"When push comes to shove, who does a mother save -- herself or her aborted but live infant child?"
"Five frantic people press against the walls of a service elevator stranded atop a Chicago bank. A warning scrawled on the elevator's ceiling suggests a killer in their midst, along with a timetable for their ugly demise."
"COCAINE APPLES
"Logline: The misplaced spirit of a 6-year old boy slaughters the surviving children of the tragic accident which took his life."
"A quirky Kung Fu master reluctantly befriends a young prostitute and re-discovers his passion for the martial arts.
"Straight with a Twist" is a screwball comedy about Josh and Kyle, best friends since childhood, surfing and partying in Hawaii. When Kyle's dream of being a professional surfer is jeopardized they decide to get married for the insurance benefits. So when Josh falls for Layla, the hospital benefits coordinator, he's suddenly caught between his life with Kyle, and his love for Layla. Josh realizes there's only one way to be close to Layla, so he enlists his good friend Ramon, and is transformed into the biggest queen since Liberace. But when Josh's conservative parents arrive from Texas, his loyalty to Kyle and his love for Layla are all on the line."