Friday, October 22, 2004

Why can't this happen to me?

"We have just polished our latest script SAVAGE, an action adventure about two men who crash on an uncharted island inhabited by a lost tribe of Amazon women that mate with men, then kill them. The men must get off the island before the breeding cycle is over. "


At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmm, wasn't this a bad Jayne Mansfield flick?

At 5:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't this a very bad Jayne Mansfield movie?

At 12:02 AM, Blogger stumbles with paintbrush said...

isn't this the same premise as "at play in the fields of traci lords"???

At 12:42 AM, Blogger stumbles with paintbrush said...

"breeding cycle"??? what, these guys couldn't afford to go to cancun for spring break?

At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best story I've ever heard!

At 7:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We"??? It took more than one person to write this? I can imagine it now...somewhere deep in North Hollywood, in a shabby apt with foil on the windows, two male virgin office assistants pound away on an ancient G3 one of them got for graduation. Between the "that's great dude" and "we so freakin' rock" their old HP ink jet printer spews forth this masterpiece! "Breeding cycle" hehehehe.

At 11:22 PM, Blogger Dean Esmay said...

The twist? They eat human brains!

At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Get this script to the direct-to-videos-we-sell-out-the-back-of-our-station-wage industry, STAT. I haven't seen a concept this rockin' since Amazon Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.

This will be amazing.


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At 12:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just rent a copy of "Ilse-She Wolf of the SS" and be done with it already.

At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Bill Maher make a stink bomb like this early in his career? Hey, didn't hurt him in the long run.

At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey! no dissing cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death! that movie rocked.

this one, not so much. unless it is played for laughs... then maybe straight to video.

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The eBay women are much hotter.

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umm wasnt this an episode on futurama??

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