Tuesday, October 19, 2004

What if you went back to working at 7-11?


What if you took the most thrilling aspects of "Fatal Attraction" and "Psycho" and combined them? What if you found out in "Fatal Attraction" that Michael Douglas was crazier and more dangerous than Glenn Close?"

Well, then the story wouldn't make much sense would it?

Michael Douglas wouldn't have the hot Ann Archerd as his wife. He wouldn't care if Glenn Close told people about their affair....In fact, he probably would have sank her to the bottom of the Hudson as soon as she started to wig out. The movie would be one-and-a-half acts long and would end 35 minutes in when Douglas kills her and then happily goes home to watch the ALCS. Thoughts?


At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably would have boiled the bunny on his own too.

At 12:11 AM, Blogger Oryx said...

Could be a "Benny & Joon" with sociopaths. Heartwarming I say!

At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I guess this "writer" will next steal the first act of Taxi Driver....What if a crazy sociopathic taxi driver picks up customers who are crazier than he is and takes a girl who likes porno more than he does to a movie! What IF!

At 5:27 PM, Blogger anotherwannabe said...

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At 5:32 PM, Blogger anotherwannabe said...

The movie that you forgot you saw after it was ingrained into your sub-conscious was "Paparazzi".

Just so you know.

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