Friday, October 15, 2004

Ugh.

"At eleven o'clock in the morning Sara Claremore prepares for her traditional wedding, but by seven o'clock that night she will be floating at the bottom of a lake just a half a mile from where she was to spend her honeymoon. "

17 Comments:

At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could some brilliant writer explain how one floats at the bottom of a lake?

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she's getting ready at 11am, she must have an afternoon wedding, which means she'd be at her reception at 7pm, not her honeymoon...

I'm overanalyzing this, aren't I?

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...a"...traditional wedding..."? You don't say.

 
At 5:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucky her. Unlucky reader.

 
At 7:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just half a mile?! Jesus Christ, what are the odds?!

 
At 11:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does her new husband get to keep the wedding presents?

"Dear Sandy and Mark. Many thanks for the beautiful placemats! I'm sure Sara would have loved them had she not been brutally murdered on our wedding day. Let's catch up after I return from Bali. Love, Doug"

 
At 9:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why couldn't this have happened to Britney Speares?

 
At 5:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who finds that query creepy? Sounds like a scorned ex-boyfriend to me. Better watch your back, "Sara."

 
At 9:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the title -- Chappaquiddick 2: Electric Boogaloo!

 
At 3:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's floating at the *bottom*? I guess she won't be discovered until she sinks to the top...

 
At 11:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God; it's like a Bulwer-Lytton entry.

 
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