Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Tim Allen is...!

"Santa's son breaks racial, religious, and socio-economic stereotypes in this Holiday charmer. Christopher Claus must choose between his family's legacy by accepting a pre-arranged marriage to the Halloween Witch's daughter, or be disinherited by marrying the Tooth Fairy's daughter, who is not a Holiday Person, for true love. Help comes his way via his two best pals, Hannukah Hal, a Jewish mensch, and Kenny Kwanzaa, an African-American prince."

18 Comments:

At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait...Kwanzaa's a holiday?

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Ann Arborday? Or Johnny Fourthofjuly? Or Emily Easter? Or Terry Thanksgiving? Or Gary Guyfawksday? This script better have a party scene just to introduce these characters.

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

They left out Flag Day Phil!

 
At 2:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon Chris, you big pussy, just call Hallmark. Hell, those people will make a holiday out of anything! Bosses Day, anyone?

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Santa's son breaks racial, religious, and socio-economic stereotypes in this Holiday charmer"

For this to be true, he'd have to marry Kenny Kwaanza.

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't it a bit like that Daria episode where, like, Guy Fawkes and Halloween escaped from Holiday Island?

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I've been reading too many of these, but in a world where Shark Tale and Elf can be number one at the box office, this pitch doesn't sound so bad.

 
At 11:02 AM, Blogger Dan Swensen said...

Kenny Kwanzaa.... *sob*

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger scoggins said...

Wait...isn't Chris Claus gay?

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, this idea was far more interesting when I misread it as "Satan's son breaks racial, religious, and socio-economic stereotypes..." An intriguing, more upmarket Little Nicky, perhaps?

 
At 9:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming soon from the Film Board of Canada.

 
At 2:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The shenanigans really heat up when Paddy St. Patricks Day and Chico Cinco de Mayo show up!

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger SD Byrd said...

Tooth Fairy's daughter is TOO a Holiday Person.

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger scarlettewitch said...

Frank Festivus, anyone?

 
At 2:56 AM, Blogger Connor Wilson said...

Every year my son Dylan and I have been building our Halloween animatronic display. This year we added 12 new figures and my wife had been making the clothes etc. but then I clued in that Halloween Costumes were the ideal solution - ya, ok I'm slow but...This year is really cool because we've done an HP Lovecraft display that I'm sure he'd appreciate but I'm not so sure he'd approve of this - The Necronomicon - Is it just me or is that just plain goofy ? Anyway, everybody is doing their own Haunted House thing now but hey - it's fun and if you've got kids I really suggest you try it yourself if you haven't already. It's a nice change from the usual Christmas Lights routine and a lot of scaaarrry fun. Happy Halloween everybody.

 
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