Thursday, October 28, 2004

Now I've heard everything.

"An African-American professor and a beautiful Polynesian oceanographer struggle to halt the deadly invasion of 200-foot-long, mutant yellow-bellied sea snakes slithering through L.A.'s sewers and storm drains."

11 Comments:

At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those yellow bellied snakes are called "agents" people...so just relax, don't look them directly in the eye and for god's sake do NOT date them, but you should be ok.

 
At 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why send down a professor and an oceanographer? Just send down some agents. The sea snakes won't attack first out of professional courtesy.

 
At 4:23 PM, Blogger Neb said...

Ha!

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a screenwriter joke:

A screenwriter is met at the curb of his house by a cop. The cop says: "Your agent came to your house, raped your wife, murdered your children and pets, and stole everything you own."

The screenwriter reels back: "Wait a minute" he gasps. "My agent came to my *house*!?"

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could see that starring Denzel and some vaguely Asian-looking Maxim cover girl (the article would, of course, feature and an extensive discussion of her ass kicking/martial arts inclinations).

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger Aeroplanic said...

200-foot-long, mutant yellow-bellied sea snakesIs this some weird sexual euphenism relating to the supposed length of the African American womb tickler?

 
At 6:35 PM, Blogger Saint Nate said...

You know, I think the sewers of LA is exactly where this query belongs ...

 
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't this called Anaconda II?

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger buster said...

if the snakes are "yellow-bellied", then wouldn't they be more afraid of us than we would of them?

 
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