Harrison Ford's latest?
"The President of the United States is held hostage by terrorists in Afghanistan, after his plane crashes in the Tora Bora Mountains. The terrorists also have obtained a portable nuclear device from the Russian Mafia, which has been smuggled into Washington DC, that they are using along with the President to make certain demands. A CIA agent in disguise, a patriotic MIDDLE EASTERN American, will attempt to penetrate the terrorist organization, rescue the president, stop the nuclear device from being detonated, and thwart the terrorists' evil plans."
Okay, this script has got to be like 200 pages long.