"GET SASSY-western comedy. This is the story of Sasparillo Smith the fastest gun ever. The problem is that he does not like to kill people. Instead he simply cripples those who try and kill him. The result is a gang of outlaws with missing fingers, shattered elbows, wrists, knees etc. who are sworn to 'Get Sassy'. Sasparillo and his friend Dusty Dave travel the west headed to Laredo for a fast draw contest. Winning the 500 dollar first prize will enable them to fulfill their dream of opening a school 'gunplay for dummies'. Along the way the gang tries unsuccessfully to kill the happy go lucky pair. Meanwhile they find love, missing relatives and fame and fortune, laughing all the way."