Thursday, October 28, 2004

Can we get Stifler in this?

"A sexually active choirboy at Bob Jones University spreads an ungodly STD to the entire student body during finals week.

CRABS! is a story about teen love, teen sex, and all the teeny creatures in between.

Genre: Comedy/Satire

CRABS! is a teen-spirited satire about a religious university overrun by an unstoppable STD. The main character is Chris, a choirboy whose blossoming libido makes him the epicenter of an unnatural phenomenon. The steroids he takes to strengthen his angelic voice embolden a rag-tag army of Crabs lodging in his underpants to visions of world conquest. Hidden and forbidden sexual needs are exposed on campus as Super Crabs effortlessly blitzkrieg the faithful. When Chris's exchange student girlfriend is targeted as Pubic Enemy #1, Chris must choose between his singing career and his responsibility to her reputation. Either way, Crabs is an infectious comedy everyone's going to get in the end."

28 Comments:

At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I can't quite believe Hollywood hasn't made this film already.

 
At 4:20 PM, Blogger Neb said...

This has to be a joke query letter...right? For one thing, it's far better written than the others on this blog...

 
At 5:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this an autobiography?

 
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At 9:21 PM, Blogger Bill Peschel said...

Who's going to play the crabs? I envision Danny DeVito and John Legumzano, using the "Hobbit shrink" technology from LOTR.

 
At 3:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read this screenplay on triggerstreet.com -- no joke, it was one of the funniest spec scripts I've seen.

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could see this with animated, talking crabs. Kind of like The Apartment did with the cockroaches.

 
At 12:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would totally see that movie, as long as the crabs were not animated.

 
At 6:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creepy. Sounds like a Cold War flick.

 
At 9:54 AM, Blogger Alex Epstein said...

Wish fulfillment?

I dunno, I'd pay money to watch this.

Okay, I'd watch it on cable, actually.

 
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"A sexually active choirboy..."

RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES! A MUST SEE!

 
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