Thursday, October 14, 2004

#4

"Dear Sir or Madam,

Here is my pitch for RED EYE JACK, the FIRST and ONLY Pirate slasher/horror flick:

A cruise ship holding the ultimate high school reunion comes to a chilling halt when the boat drops anchor at the same location where Red Eye Jack, a evil pirate, died at sea. The havoc begins when someone takes his amulet, causing Jack's skeleton to awake and get on board the cruise ship. The amulet can only be worn by Jack, and causes deathly results to anyone else! It's Friday the 13th meets Pirates of the Carribbean!"



ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: This movie must be made IMMEDIATELY.

5 Comments:

At 1:46 PM, Blogger lllolololololol said...

I smell the comeback to Tara Reids career!!!...if she really ever had one in the first place.

 
At 2:22 PM, Blogger spygirl said...

Dear God,

Please let this movie be made. It sounds like Ghost Ship meets Pirates... meets Tales From the Crypt meets a big turd. I humbly ask you, the blessed virgin and all the saints to make this happen.

Amen

 
At 10:35 PM, Blogger ManagerGuy said...

my favorite line "a evil pirate"

it just says so much.

 
At 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow...this sounds a lot like my class reunion...except it was at the Sheraton, not on a cruise ship and Red Eye Jack was just a drunken Louie Pentola looking for his car keys.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger leyva1313 said...

hummm it sounds just as bad as Friday the 13 and all those other crapy horror flicks ever made!!! not sure whats wrong with it!??! i mean horror flicks are not that good anyway!! come on people!!! if we janson goes to hell can be green lighted why not this pile of crap?

 

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