"Dear Sir or Madam,
Here is my pitch for RED EYE JACK, the FIRST and ONLY Pirate slasher/horror flick:
A cruise ship holding the ultimate high school reunion comes to a chilling halt when the boat drops anchor at the same location where Red Eye Jack, a evil pirate, died at sea. The havoc begins when someone takes his amulet, causing Jack's skeleton to awake and get on board the cruise ship. The amulet can only be worn by Jack, and causes deathly results to anyone else! It's Friday the 13th meets Pirates of the Carribbean!"
ATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: This movie must be made IMMEDIATELY.